The more you want a women the least she will want you. The last five laws were sent by Eric Guilbault When she says: "Don't buy me anything expensive" and you listen, expect to be single. Sent by Steve Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her. Sent by Bill If you marry a beautiful girl she'll turn into her mother. If you marry a plain girl she'll turns into her dad. Sent by Jim T Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.
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But they never said anything about their daughter. Sent by Edgar The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you. The best men or women are always taken--or crazy. When you take your time getting ready your date will arrive 20 min.
Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, it feels good until you realize your just fucking yourself Last two laws were sent by Ryan Shuck Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money. Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along. Sent by Neil Never forget: Don't fuck with Mrs.
The last two laws were sent by Warneke The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend. Sex is the question - YES is the answer. Sent by Ross Henderson Romanceis when common sense flies out of the window. Being told your the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death. Sent by Ryan Shuck Everybody is most horny when alone. Sent by Timothy Boilard Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.
Corollary: Beauty is also directly related to the time remaining until last call. The other side lawyers are always better then yours. The last two laws were sent by Murphy the partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.
Sent by Argiris Any "Why" question, has no answer, and if it does, that answer is not logical. Sent by Alexandra Love will cause people to do stupid things. Loving someone to much may be cause for a restraining order.click
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If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it. Sex ends all interest. Cute now equal annoying later. The last five laws were sent by Nicolina DiRuscio Not everything takes longer than you expect. Sent by Suresh It's only kinky the first time you do it. Money and Energy. The sum of the three is constant. If you are short of one of them, you need quite a lot of the remaining two.
If you are short of two of them, you need tremendous amount of the remaining one. If you are short of all the three, no hope. Otherwise the result is always success. Sent by Tony Halmos.
Age: 67 The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship. Sent by Ana M.
7. Never get tired of starting over.
Sent by Ryan Shuck Beaches law: If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it. Seduction law: Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce The last two laws were sent by Sylvain Galibert The most intelligent statements will be thought of at the most inappropriate times.
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The last two laws were sent by Bob. The boyfriend of the girl you like is a Sent by C If s he wants to dump you, s he will find a reason. Marriage is like a dog with a bone, he might not touch it, just doesn't let another dogs come near it. Sent by Ed Smith Marriage is the ending of a perfectly good sex life Sent by askingduncan Albert Einstein Gravity Law Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.
Sent by John A. Oxford The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine. Sent by Bob Schreib Jr. Wedding cake cures nymphomania.
Sent by Juggy Everyone believe in love, but wonder if it exists Sent by Sushil Choudhari You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off on a cheap lawyer Sent by Ryan Shuck The one thing that will almost certainly come between two friends is a girl Sent by Aditya The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay Sent by M. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall.
Sent by R. Jones The best way to get over a woman Sent by Cy Hilterman Absence makes the heart go wander. Sent by??? The person you want the most will end up with the person you hate the most. If you get it, it will be taken away. The last two laws were sent by Peter V.
The last two laws were sent by Safwan Aumari Rebillot's Law of Infertility: You never know that you're infertile until you try to fertilize. The last two laws were sent by John Rebillot You'll think of a great line to say to someone the moment after your chance is gone.
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Accidents in cars cause kids. The only way The only way to keep a weapon safe and prevent unauthorised use is not to keep it dismantled on land. The world has come a long way from that and there are foolproof means to prevent unauthorised use of such weapons. Be rest assured, a trigger happy submariner cannot launch a nuclear broadside. Congratulations Titli on such a fantastic story. Mashi shared it just now. You need to write more; more often. Happy Diwali to you. More from Print Issues Fact and Fiction.
Myanmar: Troubled Transitions. James Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble. New International Version If you really keep the royal law found in Scripture, "Love your neighbor as yourself," you are doing right. Berean Literal Bible If indeed you keep the royal law according to the Scripture, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself," you are doing well.
Contemporary English Version You will do all right, if you obey the most important law in the Scriptures. It is the law that commands us to love others as much as we love ourselves. Good News Translation You will be doing the right thing if you obey the law of the Kingdom, which is found in the scripture, "Love your neighbor as you love yourself.